dad: "can i wear my brown carhart t-shirt on the plane?"
mom: "sure"
dad: "you don't think it will look too redneck?"
bern: " now is your water distilled or from the tap" (at EVERY single restaurant)
i forget the rest that killed me and that i wanted to share - in other entertainment, mom doesn't function well with little sleep - yesterday she walked into my neighbors apartment and later tried to get into someone's silver chevy malibu which was parked in handicap parking - needless to say, she was sent to bed early last night!
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